Please don’t give him any more incredibly stupid ideas. You know how much he loves incredibly stupid ideas…

We’re already speedrunning climate-based societal collapse, so there’s not really much time to slow walk these things.

Considering, low crime, and no terrorism, it’s more along the line: “We want it to stay that way”

You really don’t think painting immigrants as criminals and terrorists is a common fascist talking point?

I guess technically he spent $44.13 billion

Quantum is when two things at the same time

8 years olds, dude

“knock the hell out of people” presumably means loudly complaining and insulting people until they do what he wants.

Frequently, yes.

Considering the election is likely coming down to tenths of a percent in a dozen districts in a handful of swing states I’ll take those 12 votes.

Yup. One side proved they were actually concerned about the age of the candidates and did something about it while the other digs their heads in the sand and ignores reality.

Sure seems to be a super common theme these days…

All I want out of this is Henry Cavill in a poorly made Voltron costume fighting Kaiju in a Godzilla-style miniature city.

There was a reddit thread where a guy clearly got his dick stuck in a M&M mini tube and refused to admit it, referred to it as a “cylinder” stuck in a tube, and really stuck to the bit.

I’m kind of okay with it. Nobody is doing more to advocate for and bring awareness to the need to expand the Supreme Court right now than this fucking guy.

It’s amazing that despite billions of dollars, a desperate need for attention, and owning multiple companies in objectively cool industries, I have never seen him look cool in a picture.

She’s Living Rent-Free in His Head

They’re clearly in his head, but I mean, they’re spending a lot of money and have a literal campaign going so I’m not sure I would call it rent free.

He’s still upset Zelenskyy didn’t falsify evidence about Hunter Biden for him.

I don’t go to parties. I sit at home and argue with internet people about words. Just like you.

Or how you accidentally steal someone’s cat…

You confused the word casual and causal, got corrected on your mistake, doubled down anyway, and proceeded to get pulled into a stupid Internet argument about it.