Mate ain’t your “mate”, mate

Too much effort, machine go brrr

Got a build to share? I incarnoned it the first week and found the self-starter frustrating. I noticed they’ve removed that now so I should give it another shot

I ain’t your “bro”, friend

I’d be happy to donate, but there’s not an anonymous way to do it. Before a donation, you need to have 3 councilling sessions, health checks (fine) and sign a form saying that the kid can contact you at 18. Too many hoops to jump through for no personal gain. If I could just donate healthy, deidentified sperm I would. It’s even worse for women donating eggs.

It would be a trade for my amazing company. Also, I can help make it, I have experience brewing beer and washes!

Exactly the best volunteer, better than someone who swallowed the coolaid

This is why men’s shirts have cuffs, right? So you can wear it underneath a dress jacket without it pulling up.

Oh I know this one! Bees distrimimate based on food availability, as different trees flower at different times of the year. A wild honeybee nest will forage hotspots within ~6km, but Typically will stay within a km. The different honeys are classified by the beekeepers who follow the “golden highway” as different species bloom, and knowing what the bees were foraging before harvesting leads to the type of honey produced. It’s been a while since I thought about bees, so as always, feel free to fact check and correct!

I want you as a friend so I can steal your mead.

Hate wearing layers? You’re in the wrong state my friend! Tried a wife beater as an undershirt, then a short sleeved, then a jacket/shirt/jumper? It’s how I generally avoid the sensory overload while keeping my core toasty

Oh, etymology, the study of insects!

Not since I got a letter of non compliance for putting in a semi permanent veggie box in an old rental. Now I don’t add value to properties I rent as it’s more hassle than its worth. In my current rental I miss having space for gardening, I have no green spaces where I am at the moment, so I’ve started growing mushrooms in the dingy and wet concrete corridor in the rear of my unit.

Is this a 1987 dead salmon fad reference?

Sugar and caffeine, checks out.

You’re out here with the more than 5 hours sleep flex, nice.

My new Nokia G22 would say otherwise. Who has a Nokia in 2023? Me!

I have a fakie front, chipped it off when I was a teen. Veneers never lasted (3 years max), but the last dentist went industrial and drilled poles into the stump and composite over the top, it’s lasted almost a decade so far

Real chat, people eat breakfast? I normally just have coffee and stress to keep me going til I go home

I just want milk that tastes like real milk