Cause capitalism says fuck you! That’s why

Mouthwash cancer?

How is it for porn?

Preservatives keep things dead…

I’m afraid I would get a testicle caught in the gear box.

I look forward to the return to whale oil.

Cause they are full of backdoors.

Removed by mod

Mr Belvedere

And if not the dead will create jobs for gravediggers.

They were hairy and scary 🙀

Removed by mod

Not as they have calluses.

If it’s a really good hand job go with merit.

Man what dumbass was running shit then??

Nothing to see here he was just in full self-driving. Totally normal operation.

What now?

I hide things in my anus.

Huh?

What joke?