I know some dinosaur names …

Billionaires aside, shouldn’t the Catholic church have funded the reconstruction given they are one of the wealthiest groups on the planet? Or better yet, their insurance company?

I mean … I would … but I certainly wouldn’t waste my time printing those abominations 🤮

Google tells me there’s 4.8 million people on Adderall in the US, those government labour camps will be 2.5 times the size of the entire existing prison system, who’d have thought the brain worms would do brain farts?

Seems like an odd place to run a multilevel marketing scheme out of … but okay … I guess it helps solve the virgin problem =)

I thought it was mostly about who had told him he’s the best big boy the most recently …

There’s no news about Zuckerberg worshipping at the altar of the Cheetosaurus so will his cheesyness pay any attention until that changes?

Right wing ideological white men are the original Karen’s, they can’t help but complain about everything, especially if those things have literally no bearing on their existence whatsoever.

They’re all like “Those people over there are having fun without bothering anyone else, how dare they! I’m going to complain to their manager. And then when their manager calls me a chucklefuck and tells me to fuck off I’m going to complain to a bunch of other right wing arseholes and see if we can’t ruin their fun forever with super fun bureaucracy.”

If you don’t include them they will be mad, if you do include them they will also be mad.

He may be a born leader and able to inspire legions to fight for him … he possibly has some combat prowess and is likely a tactical genius.

This would make a great NFT

Jeepers given how new emperors are typically established this lil fella has likely waded through rivers of blood to reach his lofty position. Or he comes from a long line of cute patoots, either or.

Like going to England and responding tothe greeting “orright” with anything other than “orright”. NO IM NOT “ORRIGHT” EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING ME IF IM “ORRIGHT”.

Also they get real confused if you respond with “I’m great thanks mate how are you?”

It was a long time ago but I don’t remember him having an accent.

Yeah, maybe he was just having a rough day

Haha I’m Australian mate, my only hope is that our authoritarian potato doesn’t get any ideas.

Totally going to get rid of the paedofiles …

Australia Card 2025 here we come! I expect better from the Labor party, this is some Scott Morrison grade shit right here.

Haha the platforms will implement a disclaimer which will achieve 5/8ths of fuck all

I’‘‘s’e’e’!’‘‘I’f’’‘o’n’l’y’I d’‘‘k’n’o’w’n’!’‘‘T’h’a’n’k’y’o’u’’‘m’a’s’k’e’d’‘s’t’r’a’n’g’e’r’!

Can’t wait to see how these geniuses plan on implementing this.