It left a permanent mark on me. I love it so fucking much.

Here’s an upvote.

Real talk, an asteroid wiping us out would only expedite the inevitable. If we could pull together and deflect an asteroid, there’s hope. If not, we failed the test and die with the consequences. But we don’t need the asteroid to fail this test. We’re making great strides towards destroying our home with home field advantage.

Never gonna catch me 👽

That’s Darth Jar Jar to you.

Bloods and crepes are definitely still going strong.

It’s my headcanon that crips are necromancers now.

Incel misogynistic slur for “woman”, referring to their genitals as resembling roast beef.

Sounds like you’re painting the world with broad strokes based on narrow circumstances. Not everyone is the 40yo you want to kick out, even if their situation seems similar. The OP is more than likely nowhere near 40 and obviously looking for ways to change their state in life. No reason to beat a stranger up because they resemble someone you know.

Edit: I just read more of the thread…the OP actually kinda sucks.

This is what I would do. My charisma stat is way higher than it was as a kid, so I might be able to make my school years less hell.

I’ve been calling him Darth Brandon.

This sounds incredible.

Same here. I’m not aware of a term for it, but I’ve always been a bit self-conscious about the fact that I don’t know what my inner monologue sounds like. I’ve tried giving it a voice, and it never sticks.

Insurance is a scam, and it pisses me off that we’re still tolerating their bullshit.

The term “attention theft” is some dystopian shit, and just probable enough to make me vomit in my mouth.

This one’s on my bingo card.

You sound like an ad. It triggered my uncanny valley response. Please never do that again.

🤨 you good?

Did you stub your head?

Source?