Dude speaks as if Israel and Palestine have spent the past 5 decades being The Near Eastern equivalent of Sweden and Denmark, rather than locked in a neverending vendetta that makes beefing between The Crips and The Bloods seem like playground scraping, by comparison

Craig Pittman was right on the money, when he pointed out that Florida shapes the direction of the entire nation

They’ll retract Sacha Baron Cohen’s citizenship, and leave The West saddled with him, his shitty movies, and the irreparable wreck of his once brilliant career

Do so before The IDF wipes the entire fucking place(And everyone in it)out, once and for all

First they came for low rise jeans, and I did not speak out—because I’m more of a breast man than an ass man

Then they came for the mini-skirts, and I did not speak out—because I don’t wear skirts myself

Then they came for the bikini, and I did not speak out—because the corner of the globe I live in has 3 distinct seasons, and I don’t currently live near the shore

Then they kicked in the door while I was showering, and hauled me off to prison—and there was no one left to speak for me, or practicioners of nudity more generally

Damn straight!!! Roe V Wade getting the chop here in The US has just exacerbated this plague even further

“Soon, millions across the land will be showering, sleeping, and fucking, all without any clothes on. It’ll be the worst human catastrophe since The Black Plague swept across the medieval world!!!”

Sauron pulled a Hans Gruber https://youtu.be/TSdpRP_bVOM?si=P3olCvJLgwZ2kwpH on Galadriel

Emily Ratajkowski has BEEN so afflicted for over a decade now. Hasn’t prevented anyone from eyeing her up and down

She’s got the hots for him, clearly

Give the man credit for finally saying what he actually means

Was anyone else aware that nudity isn’t simply a case of undress, but a virus, which can be spread like chickenpox? I sure as hell wasn’t, prior to reading this story

“Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I’m still alive?”

That would be exploratory surgery, not an autopsy

We needn’t even go that far. Our perceptions of the external world at this very moment are colored by thoughts , beliefs, and schemas we’re mostly unconscious of. The veracity of our memories is a far more complicated subject entirely

“What happened to physical releases?”

Don’t be surprised to witness something of a resurrection https://youtu.be/RwhdXeriYzY?si=kKrrAPd5Rk_0dpMZ Especially as twisting a steady profit out of streaming continues to be more elusive than clothes on Sydney Sweeney

Still more entertaining than “John Carter” was

Governments spy on their own citizens? This is more shocking than learning Ivy League unis give preference to legacy students

“Do it here at the bank… Resist those urges to crash a slumber party full of 12 year old girls, in search of your own Polly Klass”

I’m surprised they’re not considered Bay City Roll-Gulls

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