Why you peeing in that thing, bro? The two big arches ought to be enough for any halfway intelligent person to realize that you’re supposed to stick your buttocks there not your beanie-weenie. Dries out your logs so that they don’t make as big a mess when you pick them up to toss them into the sink.
Trust me, I don’t want your kids. Especially if they are younger than 8 or older than 10. I guess maybe it’d be cool to hang out with a 9 year old, but then I know they’re about to turn into a turd burger pre-teen, so I’ll pass. Really. I’ll pass.