Goblinmancer [any]

Can america just go mask off and officially reveal that democrats and republicans are a single party already

We need to send all billionares to yatchs and submarines so they can appreciate the abyssal depths

Zodiac movie but this time its an amateur online poster trying to track down the elusive J. Sakai and slowly the poster descent into madness.

Barbie will lose all oscar nominees, except for Ryan Gosling and I’m Just Ken, to gather as much as clout as possible.

Can’t have people watch oscars without those oh so delicious scandals like Will Smith Slap!!!

Oscar script writers deciding that the only oscar awards barbie wins are Ryan Gosling and I’m Just Ken

Movie idea: disgruntled college dropout becomes the 21st century pol pot (he got kicked out of harvard for plagisrism)

Guy who wants to abolish borders because they look ugly

Guy who have just read some random paper “did you know that 1 in 5 ceos are sociopaths? That means 4 out of 5 ceos are perfectly good wholesome rich people like mr beast!”

Guy who thinks zionists live in zion national park

Korean incels when their gamer waifu has slightly smaller booba.

Amazing that Hasan interviewing a 19 year old Yemeni turned liberals into Adolf Hitler.

What happened to the lawrence of arabia type of guys? The Western Empires used to have these people to analyze situatuin, now we have “china watcher experts” who didn’t even bother to learn chinese.

Israel ICJ lawyer be like: Yes, South Africa is hamas.

And worst of all, hamas could be any one of us. Hamas could be in this very room! Hamas could be you! Hamas could be me! Hamas could even be…

Fuck it one struggle

Even if you think skylar is annoying, and you think waltuh white is cool, theres still that goddamn nazi who shoots CHILDREN. And made jesse (the one you should root instead of waltuh) life a living hell.

League of Legends

“History is writren by victors” mfers when the mongols beat everyone but has their entire history being written by their enemies.

i love how in one movie, Godzilla is the god and allegory of war/nuclear/fukushima, and then in another movie Godzilla is just some silly giant lizard who dropkicks people and fights Ultraman.

Blasting Sicko Mode on troop funerals.

Conservative mesopotamians who believed that agriculture doomed humanity.