GnastyGnuts [he/him]

An all-hands-on-dick effort to beat off a giant inflatable cock called democracy.

More like Humber Shot-in-the-headry!

Bandai-NAMCO made all the Tekken 8 supers lame af as a joke, right? I haven’t actually played the game, but I’ve been looking at the super moves / rage arts / whatever they call them in this game, and they pretty much all look less than 1/312th as cool as the most basic combos you could be doing.

Jin’s (I guess he gets 2?) are the worst offenders, motherfucker literally sighs like he wants to go home, beat off in the shower, and go to sleep, then he gives us a shitty uppercut and a shitty jump-kick, doesn’t even string that shit together in a cool looking way, and then he asks the camera-guy to send him his check in the mail and abruptly goes home. Use your whole ass why don’t you?

Yoshimitsu’s is cool at least.

Strictly speaking it’s not from the last 5 years but Rockstar was milking it dry until very recently: GTA5. I really hope that someday GTA5 is looked back on as the boring, unfinished piece of crap it is. San Andreas is a better game by several leagues and that shit came out on the PS2.

I still haven’t had any issues with this using firefox, uBlock origin (no other adblockers or they trip on each other), protonVPN, and never logging in. Age-gated videos I hit with youtube-dlp and it’s no issue.

My stance on the alleged Uighur genocide is, if you think it’s worth formally recognizing in your parliament (looking intensely at France), then you actually have a moral obligation to do like South Africa did and start an ICJ case. Until then, France is complicit in anything that is or isn’t happening in Xinjiang.

“economic calculation problem”, meet “computers”.

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Good shit.

When being a Rosa-killer is aspirational.

Counting the stores, “him” only has six options, “her” has nine options.

And this is why Digimon was always the proletarian choice!

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I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out …

Stay mad forever, liberal genocide lover.

For real though, the most these people could ever accomplish is to be modern Rosa-killers.

They might actually think Cuba is in charge of Guantanamo.

Wasn’t the slavery thing from some Saudi news outlet though? I saw that story but never saw it coming from a non-Saudi source.

I feel like it’s a decent bet that neither the OP of that post nor the majority of people replying have ever even given food or money to a homeless person.

What a fucking clown. And my god, it’s the old “their own people” cry-wank. I managed to go a while without seeing it and I forgot how fucking obnoxious and gross it is as a talking point.

Ubisoft execs will need to get comfortable with “people not buying [their] shitty games.”

The idea of paying premium prices for a product that you don’t actually own, and that gaming companies in the past have screwed their users out of by de-listing games from various storefronts, is absurd, but especially absurd coming from a company that hasn’t released a worth-a-shit game in about a decade or more.

That seems like something one of us would write as a joke.