The current thinking as I understand it is expiry policies make most types of accounts less secure because users just cycle through the same predictable pattern of adding increasing numbers of exclamation points or incrementing the last digit at each required password change, and if you require new passwords to be too substantially dissimilar from x number of previous ones then users can’t remember them at all. Policies that make people use minimally complex passwords because they have too many to remember and don’t understand how password managers work inevitably increase password reuse between services and devices which does the opposite of improving security. Especially with MFA enforced, which I’ve been known to do as aggressively as I can get away with, there’s just no sense in requiring regular password resets – as long as the password remains complex, unique, and uncompromised. I’m not a network security expert but I am responsible for managing these sorts of things in my role and that’s the rationale I use for the group policies in a typical customer’s environment.

Soft G folk are just objectively wrong. Not only is Jif a peanut butter, it’s a damn file extension: https://fileinfo.com/extension/jif

I don’t care how inconsequential it is, I will die on this hill.

Damn, the 5 year old idiot in me was so excited there for a second before reason and reality killed his spirit yet again.

Wait, most? There are some penguins that can fly?

I pasted this into a Word document and my laptop burst into flames.

– Shaggy
— Mark Robinson
---- Wayne Gretzky
----- Michael Scott

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Well if you say some magic words to a cracker it’ll turn into an edible dead guy so that’s another option.

And the owner gets to keep the original? Hell yeah, I’ll take two.

It’s actually rare that someone lethally ODs on benzos alone. That’s why they replaced barbiturates. Withdrawal is where the real danger lies.

What about the couch?

Why you like GNU^Linux so much?

Thank you for saving me 30+ minutes.

Ridiculous. Clearly it’s turtles all the way down.

I copied and pasted my comment from IMDb and then discovered someone else had already posted it. If I was that lazy I wouldn’t have bothered removing the other person’s line breaks.

I’m not sure how I didn’t notice that but thanks.

They wouldn’t. The audio was dubbed.

This one time

At band camp

Not to mention beer.

You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.