Hey, I’d be happy to have one nowadays!

Everything Herbert said, plus my own two cents:

For better or worse, I tend to angle the blasters across the whole frame. I guess I’m trying to get it as large as I can unless I’m trying to stage something differently.

That was my guess, too. Too bulky, too heavy, too much stuff for too little gain.

All that said, I’d get a good giggle if someone actually tried it.