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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023

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  • two great ideas:

    wine tasting. have your gf loudly mention that she doesn’t drink any alcohol, because she’s healthier and “just a better person” every time someone is trying to enjoy their wine. joke “sommelier, more like smellier” like 30 times. bring up statistics around heart disease and liver cancer until you get kicked out.

    bottle shop, but beforehand buy all the alcohol. that way you get to enjoy all the alcohol and your gf gets to enjoy what it’s like being in a bottle shop without any bottles, which is a pretty novel and rare experience that you will treasure forever.