Ok sorry mate. But you’re from Reddit right, TheRedKrawler ? And damn you do do some ks then. Regards, Old BOLAX.

Yup I’m sick of being damp every time I exert myself a little. I still do not like the cold, but considering I used to work in minus 5 I shouldn’t complain. I lived in Cairns for a year and I’m unsure why people flock there really. There were so many British people living there which confused me, one bloke ( a barber ) told me that they think they come here for the heat and so gravitate up there. Stuff that.

Hmmmm, sounds like you’re still doing delivery work. It’s obviously been good to you over the years. Very happy for you. These years are flying by also but there’s nothing we can change there.

Oooh where do you live ? Please do tell. Ok no I’m not going to build a shipping container home. They’re going to be temp storage for all my furniture and shit ( lots of shit ) and tools etc.

I got both of them from the same bloke and at a decent price.

So you got the sun already hey ? Bit bloody early. There’s still time for snow and or sleet yet though don’t forget.

Oh and also, the first container is now in place. Exciting times, and scary. I intend to build my own house over the next few years. Eeeeek.

If it helps any, I was born in England so there’s a chance I might not be as tough as you thought. However I’m from the North so take yer chance there.

Apart from that, noon will be noon at whatever place we meet. Having said all of this, you can have her. My single life is very peaceful so enjoy.

Never complaining about the colder temps ever again. I truly believe this has been a lot hotter, and for longer than my previous 31 summers here in Aus. ( My first decades were in England by the way )

Ok ok I might complain a little again in say August, but I’ll try not to.

With increased age comes great wisdom, or lack of energy to give a F

This is really good and I hope you all do some good. Lots of good. I feel it’s all quite hopeless though here looking from afar in Australia. Like…isn’t that what voting is all about in the first place ? Best of luck with it all and sorry to be cynical.

Well I do mean all of that.

I suppose I wouldn’t mind the last bit too, although I daresay I’m not worthy of her.

Lol. I think that lady can decide for herself, plus her husband might have a say in it. He would recommend me over you though let’s face it.

Arm wrestle at noon tomorrow.

Lol. Having travelled Africa for almost five months, they toil relentlessly. Anyway, think of the great service you are providing and the money, don’t forget the money.

Ok fair enough you do have a point. However, surely we can’t blame one cock head for making 74 million people cock heads.

Well It’s Saturday morning here in Australia. Yesterday I finished work at noon as is normal at this job. Had a Chiro appointment, then got home, had a beer then headed out to my block of land to mark out where I want my shipping containers placed. That’s happening in the next few hours.

I then came home, drank a few more beers, watched a spy movie and had a few Jim Beams and Coke. Went to bed early as I get up at 3:40 am for work so I’m rather tired by early evening.

I’m from Stockport originally, I’m assuming that you’re in the UK somewhere ? Cheers. Enjoy your weekend.

Sorry to hear about your parents circumstance. It’s truly awful. The world can only hope that trumpism doesn’t spread, and indeed that it is quashed sooner rather than later. What an absolute terrible state of affairs. Peace and love from Australia.

The world is watching and bemused.

That woman is a breath of fresh air. I hope she inspires lots of decent people to follow her lead and ideas. I hope she goes far in politics and implements some great changes.

Also I hope she comes to Australia and asks me to marry her.

Excuse me!!! You mean those true patriots that were simply tourists ?

But yes and while we’re at it, send that orange ball of shit there too for being a true traitor. ( This coming from Australia by the way, good luck )

I don’t agree with this at all. I mean I could stick my dick in a woman’s bottom, but I could’nt get a woman to fuck me up my bottom with her dick.

An actual LOL from me, thanks.

Well there’s also keeping your socks on, not making eye contact or saying “no homo” just afterwards too. So I’d say that there’s no “standard definition” but many variants.

Oh fuck now I’m confused. I don’t know what I should do this weekend, eat some broccoli, fuck a dude or murder someone.

Ohhhh I think I have a plan…