I commend your commitment to keeping the bit fresh

As a pharmacy tech, that’s actually a very good picture of a pharmacist explaining that no, Mr. Oxy Addict, you cannot refill your 30 day C2 prescription 8 days after you picked up the last one.

I post a lot of gifs in my work chat because I’m a highly productive individual, but Teams doesn’t have webp support. I thought, “Well that’s silly, I’ll just convert them to gifs, but webp is clearly a stupid format.” Then I converted one, and it had terrible artefacting, choppy framerate, and was over 300% larger. Now I’m mad at Teams.

Tell your friend to ride smaller bikes

My dream car was a Subaru Baja. Failing that, it’s now either a Ford Maverick or a Honda Ridgeline. Those are the closest I can find to the “ute” style I’m looking for, just by virtue of having a 4 door cabin and a small bed.