Remember when you’d go to your friends’ house to play after school?

We need to bring that back, but I’m too tired to leave my house after work.

If your organization is such a clusterfuck that you can’t figure out how to open a PDF, then I’m going to consider that a bullet dodged.

Dominos used to be the cheapest pizza in town. Then we got a Little Caesars that was much cheaper.

I was eating the cheapest pizza, so it’s Little Caesars for me. A couple years later they get shutdown for gross (heh) health code violations.

I no longer get Little Caesars, and that made me rethink getting the cheapest pizza. Now I prefer my local pizzeria.

My basement flooded the other day. It’s been a flurry of activity trying to clean things up. Today I’m directing contractors in the cleanup and tear out portion of repair.

I know fuck all about DIY, so I might get taken for the proverbial ride, but I also know if I don’t do anything then it’ll get a whole lot worse.

This weekend I think I’m going to get higher than giraffe nuts and do nothing at all.

Can I get your spell in a potion so I can share it with my friends?

I just bite into it like an apple.

People are often disgusted, which just makes it taste all the sweeter.

Your food guide looks different than mine. Notably, yours has a distinction between meat, poultry, and seafood where mine are all lumped in as one category that also includes legumes.

For what it’s worth, I believe this guide has been fully discredited. There was a considerable amount of lobbying to present certain foods prominently.

That’s why they call it the graveyard shift

Y’know, that’s an interesting point.

I blame our nutritional education. I grew up with the Food Pyramid (now debunked), and peanut butter would be considered a “meat alternative” which I think people conflate with being a source of protein.

It’s laughable to think that Bill is an ‘expert’ at AI.

The last time he had an actual hand in the software he sold was probably in the 90’s.

A few people are in here saying a pound or two a week is an unreasonable amount of peanut butter.

But when you buy peanut butter it comes in a 1-2 pound jar. If it’s your main source of protein, your favorite comfort food, or you have a poverty pantry, then I could totally see how you might think that one jar a week isn’t too bad.

Two pounds of peanut butter is about 6000 calories, or three days of energy for the average person. It shouldn’t be the main staple in your diet, as OPs doctor will attest, but it doesn’t seem strictly unreasonable.

I wonder how gourmet or homemade “nothing but peanut” butter compares to something like Kraft that’s loaded with sugar. Probably still not super great, but hey, maybe it’s better. Or maybe it’s worse. Eat a variety if you can.

This bird is getting ready to kick him in the dick.

They’ve been given a lemon and they’re choosing violence.

The real miracle here is that the lil guy doesn’t have a thought in their head for most of the day. And look how happy they are!

brain empty big smile

The cigarette and the oxygen are really just icing on the cake here.

Not even in death does service end.

So if the average nap is four seconds, the average period of wakefulness is five seconds.

What a life.

Aw, he’s tucking him in!

Yeah, unfortunately this tip is losing relevance as the technology is being replaced.

As an aside, I remember about twenty years ago or so you could buy disposable AA/AAA batteries that had a gauge telling you how full they were. They worked by squeezing the battery, which I believe created a circuit with your hand, which was enough to power a cheap LCD strip on the battery.

It never worked very well, the batteries basically said they were more full if you squeezed them harder. Back then it was easier and quicker to give them the drop test.

Here’s one.

Works best with alkaline batteries, don’t try it with lithium.

The reason is that alkaline batteries work off a chemical process, and as they are used they fill with pressurized gas. The difference in pressure causes the bounciness.

I think we’re in the start of it now, let’s gooooo