Yup, my whole bit when I started playing a mobile moba was to use some variation of this username and play tank and then just incite rage from the other team, tilting them, getting them to prioritize me, getting a set (crowd controlling their whole team.), emoting on them some more, win, repeat. So yes we are in fact some form of tankie, and we’re great at what we do.

Sorry, common Aussie slur / vulgar slang for vagine, it’s not a super duper awful slur but I’ll do better

Make it so

”Why are all these dogs barking and why won’t they stop? All I said is the POOR should be forcibly sterilized"

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Way to literally say it out loud, about how I feel society feels about me and other comrades who haven’t been fortunate enough to have been born into families with generational wealth and or financial stability, and that every instance of interaction requires $$$ to some degree. Like I wanted to be a parent originally but everyday I don’t see it happening more and more, not unless it’s a polycule situation with partners able to bankroll everything for the kids to make sure they don’t fall into the cracks. I want to waffle stomp that removed into a storm drain gdmn.

Just what red fash hexchans would do smh (shaking my hands [why? Idk…])

Oof and here I am thinking telling people I play vibeo bames (mobas) with , that when they suck and think they’re good and blame me but their suckage is so bad it drags me and the rest of the team down, to mouthhug a shotgun and tickle the trigger with their toes until it sneezes was bad (no idea what was said just thought explicit wishes of death was frowned upon)

Don’t have the time to read the article but I’m pretty sure I’ve paraphrased perfectly, yw.

It just crawled out of the barrel, waltz it’s way to the van and let itself in. Everything was fine until a pesky 4yr old woman decided not to mind their business and get in the bullets way. obviously everyone knows they’re gentle sentient creatures until there’s a confrontation endangering their life. This 4 yr old woman knew better than to provoke such a majestic creature. They were no angle.

Sorry for my comrades at Wally world, but I really miss going whenever I needed to. Having it open 24/7 makes even more sense now than before because of the prevalence of self checkout. I remember making so many late night runs wether just getting off of work and heading there or on a whim at 3am to see if anyone stole magic cards and pick up what they left behind(I play commander, we use just about everything…[except these days it’s like modern or legacy]). Wish they’d bring it back ( a small plus side is more working hours [to have your labor exploited…]).

I myself love Big hairy gay men, so imagine my surprise when I was told I could have sex with a bear, dream cum true.

The average lib is to the right of a 1940s racist.

PREACH!!! Louder for the lurkers on the fediverse in the back. PLEASE!!!

Wish they had enough room for me to move in too, rent is a fuck.

THIS!!! (that or it’s technically the same but relabeled, which is hella confusing coming from Xbox)

Harr harr blowjobs (plot twist, she’s blowing everyone besides her husband because he’s insufferable)

M O I S T

Feel free to repost any taglines 3 sentences or more bonus points the more unhinged it is.

Prequel* black mold futures is either stock market trading or features several black mold realities after someone took too many hot showers, this movie would be taking place just before the black mold snowballed, creating a moldy temporal mess.

Soup man soup man soup man, he’s up boiling something… (And so on)

Baaaaby Soup do do do do do Baby soup do do do do do Baby soup do do do do do Baby soup.