When saudis don’t give us oil: “remember that time when they hacked a journalist into pieces?”

When saudis give us oil: “we need to stand with them if we want to protect democracy in Asia”

One of the funniest things that made me literally laugh out loud was during the 2020 election’s Q drops.

This is supposed to be a guy, or guys, who are at the highest levels of government who says that politicians are sacrificing children to Satan, killing them, abusing them, selling their souls to China, JFK will return, and a holy war between good and evil is happening…

… but Trump can’t do it alone. He needs the help of patriots. And Q says the only you you can help is by… voting on Election Day.

wait until you hear about my dream involving my grandma

Normal people: “ thank you comrade daughter for wanting me to be part of your life and share your happiness with me.”

White conservatives: “ did you know my daughter has a crush on me? She kept telling me to brush her hair…”

Literally 99% of Chinese “propaganda” in movies is just the movie has an important plot progression that takes place in China for like 15 minutes and no one is spewing hatred for Chinese people. Maybe someone speaks mandarin for a few seconds. Then it transitions back to the west. Americans lost their mind over it because god forbid your globetrotting brain rot take place in the largest country for a few scenes.

US military in the South China Sea gets attacked by aqueous deceptions

Chengdu J-20s are dispatched to save the Americans

Americans start firing on the J-20s assuming they’re deceptions

Chinese military urge their pilots to be brave by withstanding fire without retaliating so they can rescue their foes

American soldiers are saved without any of them being killed by the Chinese

There is some truth to movie posters having the black character resized smaller/removed, but westerners like to omit some things.

1. The Star Wars poster that popularized this conspiracy theory was actually made by the west and used as official promotional content in the west. It’s one of the various posters made and all sorts of versions were used, including in China
2. The black character in Dune was removed in the Chinese posters, but that Chinese poster was in Taiwanese theaters lol

I don’t know how Chinese fans reacted to John Boyega, but I believe one of his reasons for leaving Star Wars was because of China IIRC. Though the biggest reason was because of English speaking fans, so whatever racism China might have, the vitriol is much more present and readily available in the western world.

YOU ARE A BAD PERSON FOR LAUGHING AT A BILLIONAIRE’S DEATHH!!!

you address tankies directly I recommend going for broad-strokes arguments and questions and refuse to let yourself be dragged into areas that can’t be wikipedia’d quickly, say, the status of unions in the USSR.

Not doing basic research to own the tankoids

And, just for the record, yes, even Anarchists technically form vanguards. From “farming commune doing its thing and writing revolutionary poetry” to “Let’s stop right-wing militias from slaughtering native people and then live among the natives and talk about humanism”, see Chiapas)

Lmao I can tell this person is white. The Zapatistas aren’t “living among the natives.” They are the fucking natives. And certainly not anarchists

Also, Tankiedom is a CONTELPRO programme, their purpose is to make lefitsts in general look bonkers and inherently oppressive. Convince me otherwise

Things with evidence of CIA and FBI interference are just tankie paranoia. But thing without proof is an FBI op because they annoy me

Excuse me. She has a very important job. She is a freelance marketer.