I can honestly see them kicking Vance out putting puppy killer in as VP and declaring that the election should be postponed for 6months so she can have the same chance Harris had.

That’s his shirt. You can tell by the antenna.

As a punk kid living in the world of Reagan, I cared a lot.

Is there a single person who would not pay money to watch Nic Cage in a serious role portraying a “cool guy” while speaking in Gen Z slang.

“on god fam, this bitch lagit drives itself”

Ok so by my math it would be close to 6760 quarters they would need to lose,so assuming a rate of 1 per day they would have started at the age of 16 and lost the last one at 30.

I can only assume that at the age of 30 our hero packed it in,quit hanging around looking for dames, got serious about that whole time machine he was thinking about, jumped into 2024 and made this post as a warning to all of us.

Dammit no, yesterday I woke up with the idea of a knight rider reboot where Kitt is a barely functioning cyber truck, Nic Cage is a 25 year old Michael and the script is 100% AI written.

Also x, xxy, xxxy, and xyy

Some times and with some people, yes violence is the answer.

Can you explain any other solution that leaves Ukraine with its territory and its compleat self rule?

I want to meet the person the ads are ment for, are there a lot of oil rig operators watching minecraft lets plays and Pop music videos?

The algorithm for me is so fucked that I get ads for deepsea oil rig sand traps, and spanish language ads for deodorant. I live in the middle of the US am poor, and only speak English.

I have not seen anything about Joe Rogan on my Youtube in well over a year. and I am literally on youtube for most of everyday.

Why do you think he brought the gun? That dumpster kept running its mouth.

As a politician is it a good thing to tell people you have brain worms?

I rolled dice

The real most expensive vhs is of my first wedding, I’m willing to sell it for $300,000.

(Disclaimer: it was destroyed in a flood and thrown away and now resides in a landfill. However upon receiving the $300,000 I will send you a receipt stating that you own it.)

One died in a car accident, the other hung themselves

What the fuck? I know for a fact you died.

Or a penis, both are inevitable outcomes.

fuck tha police

What if the cheese is Brie?