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Narrator:
Vanessa did not have a vase in the office.Well, that’ll be another $89.⁹⁹ for the vase, we’re accepting cash, cheques, and credit cards
another $89
stabs the delivery driver
“Thanks for the free vase! Oh two? You’re too kind!”
he is losing consciousness while calling emergency services
You could buy a can of coffee at the Ralph’s, that’s a very modestly priced receptacle.
If your boyfriend expects sex in exchange for flowers, get a different boyfriend. (Unless you’re into that dynamic I guess. You do you.)
For all the guys reading this thread, the most effective way to give flowers is to give them for no reason at all.
Never, ever give flowers as an apology. Your partner will start to associate receiving flowers with negative emotions.
Yes, random flowers. Not only on holidays.
Women don’t enjoy sex, is that the joke?
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Vag, I’ve heard of those.
Vagene?
“oh boy, roses again!”
“GaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHH”
No, it’s that the woman feels coerced into sex as a result of the gift. At least the left part of the comic
And the guy’s mindset is it’s flowers, that go in a vase.
What’s in her head isn’t in the head of the delivery guy (and we have no idea what’s in the head of the boyfriend that sent them).
Also, it’s a joke… About how all of us operate from assumptions that we’d be well served to reconcile.
Ya’ all are pretty uptight.
It’s a joke meme, my guy, not an episode of CSI.
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