I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
  • InternetPerson@lemmings.world
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    2 months ago

    Hell, it even goes for people. Leave them a little happier, a little wiser, a little more prosperous than before.

    I like that. Thank you. I’ll try.