alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 months agoI just love painsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1498arrow-down114
arrow-up1484arrow-down1imageI just love painsh.itjust.worksalphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squarebleistift2@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down54·7 months agoOr – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
minus-squarehstde@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up48·7 months agoOr - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
minus-squareMaddier1993@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·7 months agoIf you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·7 months agoOh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 months agoReasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
minus-squareMaddier1993@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 months agoIf you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
minus-squaredbilitatedlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 months agoI just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 months agoLmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?
Or – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
Or - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
Sounds reasonable.
If you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
Oh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
Found the project manager.
Reasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
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I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
Lmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?