• naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    My Canadian mate “So I was walking in the forest last night eh and I uh got stalked by a bit of a mountain lion. How aboot that? bit of a fright eh?”

    me “I went for a bushwalk at night and walked into a spiderweb. It felt slightly icky”

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      2 months ago

      If you notice a mountain lion, it’s not stalking you. If you notice paw prints following your footprints on the way back, that’s the sign a mountain lion was stalking you.

      They sneak up on way more sensitive creatures than you for a living.