The X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform.

Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform.

Police revealed that Musk, who says it is up to the public to decide what was true or not, had been fighting incest charges at the time of his death.

His funeral is next week.

    • formergijoe@lemmy.worldEnglish
      14·
      8 months ago

      Well I, as a member of the public, choose to believe him being dead as true, as he wished in life.

      • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.worldEnglish
        12·
        8 months ago

        *sheds a single tear*

        He died doing what he loved. Hoarding a measure of wealth that the human brain isn’t capable of comprehending, while the rest of us are left budgeting for god damned eggs.

  • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    841·
    8 months ago

    Millionaire and soon-to-be indicted Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

    That ought to get his attention

  • EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.worldEnglish
    641·
    8 months ago

    They really had us in the beginning, and the middle, they actually had us the whole time, and I take every word as true.

        • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
          131·
          8 months ago

          “They don’t want you to question about Musk and his “entertainment”. However, we’re asking because many people are saying it. Is Musk a pedophile? Some people think so and those people need to be listened too. The government doesn’t want these people speaking out. Why is that? Why won’t the government let this people speak?”

        • Jaytreeman@kbin.social
          11·
          8 months ago

          In some places.
          I’ve heard he has so many kids because he likes his own supply and he travels around because he likes the thrill of flouting laws openly with his billionaire immunity.
          I’ve also heard rumors about there being a good reason why you only see him from the chest up in interviews

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
            1·
            8 months ago

            Ew! Sex with children is a crime across the entire country. That’s a whole different type of incest that involves heavy abuse. I mean it’s all gross to me, but if someone wants to do stuff with their siblings that’s gross to me, but whatever. If someone wants to do stuff to their child, they should be flogged and then imprisoned for life.

            Why is he only shown from the chest up? I don’t get the implication.

            • Jaytreeman@kbin.social
              21·
              8 months ago

              Fellatio.
              Oftentimes from the caterer. I don’t know why. Might want to fact check that one

  • Snapz@lemmy.worldEnglish
    392·
    8 months ago

    elon musk, one of the world’s most outspoken furries, dead today after his head fell off immediately after he set the world record for the amount of penises simultaneously inserted into a human body. Per his will, his body will be hollowed out and used as a urinal for truckers with active, untreated STDs. He is survived by several people that didn’t love him for a single day of his worthless life.

  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.worldEnglish
    34·
    8 months ago

    I heard a completely different story. I heard he was alive but in a bid to own the libs had castrated himself. No need for misinformation laws when rumors abound.

  • Dojan@lemmy.worldEnglish
    29·
    8 months ago

    The billionaire grifter well known for lying and making money off of his lies, is against misinformation laws? Wow I am so surprised. He always struck me as a stand-up, honourable kind of chap.

  • daltotron@lemmy.worldEnglish
    252·
    8 months ago

    Okay guys be honest for a second with me here do you think his hair transplant was like the single most effective thing he’s done for his own public image? I think it might be. If you look at the before and after pictures that motherfucker is super bald at a young age, but just deluded enough to not have shaven his head. If you look at him now and sort of at his height in public good will with teslas and what have you, bang, full head of hair. Did it give him more confidence to spiral from a minor silicon valley douche into a full turbodouche? Or did it just masquerade the true baldness of the soul with which he is plagued? I dunno. Nobody holds any good sentiments about jeff bezos, and that man looks like a shorter lex luthor. I mean everyone also things zuck is a lizard man or a robot or whatever, and he has hair I guess, but I dunno.

    Am I reading too much into his former baldness?

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      8 months ago

      All I know is that I wish I could afford as good of a hair transplant as he or Gordon Ramsay have. I guess I could afford one once, but if it keeps falling out then it’s just going to look even worse after the transplant. I think you need the money to get follow-up transplants for the rest of your life, and I’d rather spend that money on life experiences, hobbies, or retirement.

      • daltotron@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        8 months ago

        I mean there’s always potentially rogaine and a bunch of other products that are supposed to help prevent hair loss, but I don’t really know whether or not they work very well, or would work for a hair transplant.

        I dunno, I do think wigs are kind of underrated. I’ve seen cosplayers with all kinds of crazy styled anime wigs. Most middle aged white guys in a mid life kind of aesthetic grapple might either shave their head bald and try to grow out a really long beard, and wear like, reflective oakleys or pit vipers or whatever, and then the richer ones can just afford to get a hair transplant in turkey or mexico or whatever. Me personally, I think that the sick goku wig is a better approach.

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
          1·
          8 months ago

          I mean there’s always potentially rogaine and a bunch of other products that are supposed to help prevent hair loss,

          Unfortunately none of those have worked for me. I haven’t tried finesteride, but the risks outweigh the rewards for me, so I won’t be trying it.

            • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
              3·
              8 months ago

              Ha! Thankfully my hair isn’t even close to that far gone… yet. Hopefully it never gets to that point. I was thinking about growing it out and letting it go crazy like Jack Nicholson, but my wife was very clear that I’m not Jack Nicholson and she does not want me to do that.

  • crispyflagstones@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    16·
    8 months ago

    Misinfo! How can he argue against misinformation laws when he actually died five years ago and has been played by a stunt double this whole time?