Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

Shutup baby, i know it

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.

“I can guarantee you anything you want.”

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

I’m back baby!

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

Do a flip!

I’ve got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they’re gone.

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

Bite my shiny metal ass

Me, Bender.

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

Here’s your peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!