• DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works
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    5 months ago

    Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

    I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

    Fuck those sky-rats.

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      5 months ago

      As if you wouldn’t steal a £30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don’t think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.

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      It’s amazing how many others there are rooting this guy on in this thread. I honestly wonder if Reddit finally is collapsing if we’re seeing this sort of douchebaggery seep in.

      Did I miss something? Did we get an influx? Usually I’m fending off socialistst extremists—

      Oh. It’s an election year… Okay.

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        5 months ago

        I know right, some people are so utterly ghoulish, they advocate for cold blooded murder left right and center. Imagine the twisted minds that would ever feel an urge to kill… Pests?

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      5 months ago

      “Shouldn’t of” is a way of saying “I’m a basic dickhead who doesn’t care for your woke opinions, up to and including grammar”

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        5 months ago

        It’s also regularly confused with a way of saying “I went to a school with ‘progressive’ (read: stupid) ideas about spelling, where the ‘teachers’ would say dumb shit like ‘how would you spell it at home?’”

        Fortunately I missed all that nonsense and regularly had classes on the correct use of and distinction between they’re, their and there; two, too and to; bear and bare; should have vs should of; i.e. vs e.g., etc.

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          5 months ago

          Especially when the opportunity for a cool ass double abbreviation is right there. Shouldn’t’ve missed the chance.

  • 11111one11111@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Lol I live that your concern while 360 no scoping seagulls is, “How is this affecting my personal image🧐pewpew”

  • FlaminGoku@reddthat.com
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    5 months ago

    Seagulls are filth. The more domesticated ones will basically attack you at the beach if there’s any food.

    Hopefully we get seagull slaying more mainstream.