“Oh, don’t grovel! If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s people groveling.”

“Sorry, m’lord…”

“And don’t apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it’s ‘sorry this’ and ‘forgive me that’ and ‘I’m not worthy…’ What are you doing now!?”

“Averting my eyes, oh Lord.”

“Well, don’t. It’s like those miserable Psalms-- they’re so depressing. Now knock it off!”