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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/RowBowBooty on 2023-08-05 08:10:56.

I have been studying for days on end, 8+ hours a day and lately it’s been stressing me out. I’ve also been taking a lot of caffeine in order to stay focused, which is not something I usually do, and today I took too much which resulted in me becoming both extra anxious and extra horny. After a full day sitting on my butt staring at my screen, I couldn’t take it any more. I grabbed my wife off the couch, led her to our room, and we started making out. Eventually we were both revved up and decided to take it up a notch.

The F-Up happened while I was humping the Mrs. in the position colloquially known as doggy style, (one of our favorites). Usually my better half prefers an average speed and intensity, but today she was not feeling that so I decided to turn up the heat with some “tough love,” if you catch my drift. In other words, I start to get faster and more vigorous with my thrusting. One thing to note is that we always use a little lube to get started since our cloaca’s fit rather tightly, and tonight, in my haste, I may have used a tad more than necessary. So, anyway, I speed up which then prompts her to grab the headboard and start pushing back to get even more friction going.

This is where we start to head into deliciously dangerous waters, because as things begin to get juicer, my wife starts to “get there.” At this point, you’re probably thinking ‘wtf OP, this is just a story about you fucking your wife, get to the F-Up already, you ass hat!’ but don’t worry because here it “cums”. As my wife starts to orgasm, she begins to shake, arching and curving her back repeatedly. Obviously this makes me start to get there, so my movements become less controlled and focused until my overlubricated dick slips out and -

SLAM!

We were both moving too fast to react. Without realizing it, I crunched my very erect penis right into her asscheek as she brought it down on top with real umph and I felt my penis literally bend in half.

Pain immediately rushes through my member as I roll over in agony, ruining the delicious orgasms we were having and making my wife feel super bad. As my dick shrinks back down to normal size I see two distinct bumps that shouldn’t be there and shriek.

As soon as they gain consciousness, every little boy unconsciously promises to take good care of their penis: provide for it, keep it out of harm’s way, make sure he feels safe. Now I’ve broken that sacred oath, and it SUCKS.

My wife keeps apologizing. I tell her it’s not her fault. She wants to try again in a few minutes, and I’m like are you freaking insane, I just ruptured the fibers of my pp you horny gremlin.

She asks me if I want a hand job and grabs my dick, causing my to scream in pain and again go “wtf?!! No thank you, my dear! An even tighter grip is not what’s going to help me in this situation. “

Now my dick is swollen and throbbing and I can’t touch it without wincing. Don’t think I’ll be getting anymore study breaks for a few days.

TL;DR - I overlubricated before doggy style and bent my penis in half after it slipped out.