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  • IMongoose@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Does anyone have the bill text? Because this is incredibly broad:

    The bill forbids “intentional injection, release, or dispersion” of chemicals into the air.

    I was originally wondering if they had a crop-dusting exception, but that line would include air fresheners and maybe everything coming out of a spray bottle. What about car wiper fluid? Car washes? Car exhaust? Normal farm pesticides? Sneezing??? Do they define air or chemicals anywhere? I want to know how well this is thought out.

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      9 months ago

      No more cars and gou better hope you dont need to fart because methane wont be allowed anymore.

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        9 months ago

        Amazing. Tennessee would become the most progressive state overnight. Only zero emission vehicles and power sources allowed.

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      9 months ago

      They probably were handed this law draft from some intern and thought, lets pass this and its better to start out with a very strict law and then we can soften it later.

      Then everyone was jailed for farting, and now we can’t get any more laws passed.