Clbull@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoWhat do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up156arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?Clbull@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square3fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWaterBottleOnAShelf@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoCan I suggest “What dish is made when a hen stares at lettuce?” Something about having part of the punchline in the set-up always irks me.
minus-squareCeruleanRuin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoJust change “chicken” to “rooster” in the setup. Bonus: it makes them head in the wrong direction thinking about cockadoodledoo puns.
Can I suggest “What dish is made when a hen stares at lettuce?”
Something about having part of the punchline in the set-up always irks me.
Just change “chicken” to “rooster” in the setup. Bonus: it makes them head in the wrong direction thinking about cockadoodledoo puns.