• starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    The best thing I can do for a successful retirement is commit some crimes and get arrested. A “small” contribution is still outside my price range. You gotta be putting away hundreds a month at least. Retirement simply isn’t something you can plan for if you make below average income.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Another day of monotony’s

      Gotten me to the point I’m like a snail, I’ve got

      To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot

      Success is my only motherfuckin’ option, failure’s not