@ILiedAboutCake on Twitter seems to have first noted that Amazon has a new review search engine, Rufus!
… it’s just a ChatGPT prompt window. You can ask it about Barack Obama. You can ask it to write your Python script for you.
Corey Quinn (@quinnypig) notes the pornographic limerick that doesn’t rhyme properly
Phil Calcado (@pcalcado) notes that it will happily send you to competitors.
Barely relevant but aren’t limericks line a, rhyme a, line b, rhyme b, rhyme a?
obviously that’s incorrect, Amazon GPT knows better
“Stop questioning the app. Please comply with the app. Keep your gaze focused on this 30 seconds advertisement - do not deviate your gaze. Thanks for using your Amazon Neural Module”
I so dearly hope there’s a quality/coherence/something clause in that contract. because bezoscorp is exactly the right size and type of Bigger to want that (and openai is exactly the type to sub for free compute credits)
imagine the glorious slapfight that might result if this happens to be
There once was a dildo so long It made me sing some high pitch songs The suction held tight As I rode it all night So I love it… my big rubber dong