That’s the most fun part!
We know you have been enjoying your new office and benefits (because we read your email), but please note in two months we will be discontinuing a this. We are releasing a new service you might want to try though, Google unemployment!
I guess they’ll have to cancel their building like they cancel everything else they do.
They have to build it first and then use it for a few months and then demolish it
First they have to kick out the people who were enjoying it
That’s the most fun part! We know you have been enjoying your new office and benefits (because we read your email), but please note in two months we will be discontinuing a this. We are releasing a new service you might want to try though, Google unemployment!
Didn’t forget renaming
Nah, they’ll just add a chat app. Then destroy it.
But unlike a lot of the other products they cancel, I’ll have actually known that this existed first.