Finally, thank God

Ok. Remind me in 7 days

Thank you for your merciful, sweet release! Prepare for a lawsuit if I’m still alive in 8 days

There’s something wrong with mine. It’s not spinning. Do I still get the death, or do I have to do something special? I don’t want to miss out.

I see this as an absolute win

Guess I’ll die!

Oh well, I had a pretty good run 🤷

Ok, I had a run.

A walk.

A pitiful waddle? Yeah, that sounds more accurate

In that case I’m definitely not sharing

promise?

If you said something like you will live X more days i would’ve reposted .

Gonna put it on my calendar. Thanks.

I survived email chains, I’ll survive this.

Probably.

Do you actually want us not to repost it?

How did Facebook 50 to 70 years old or redditors that are max 13 years old ended up hear too ?