• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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    9 months ago

    It would be soooo sad if he were to fall out of an airplane and into a murder hornet den.

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      8 months ago

      It would be an absolutely terrible tragedy if an angry crowd of people dragged him out into the street and beat him with tire irons, and no one managed to film it.

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      8 months ago

      Those poor hornets. He would be dead along with the hornets the moment he made impact, and they’d never have the satisfaction of murdering him.