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They’re better than dragons at fitting into tight spaces.
Polymorphed dragons beg to differ
Or any dragon strong enough to force their way through.
And wielding cool battle-axes, presumably.
It’s been twenty hours and nobody has said anything gross. I think I might be at the grown-up table
Ratfolk: somehow worse than both rats and humans at everything
That’s a Linoone.
Better than a noone at everything
I hate dragonborn. They are a race created by dragons but they don’t have dark vision or flight? But don’t worry they have shitty breath weapons.
Are they better at doing pushups though?
Sure, lizard folk can do so many pushups and a normal lizard mainly just quits runs away after the first one. No contest.
Wait till i tell my dragonborn party
Kobolds: Just silly little guys
Gem dragonborn tho… Kinda goes hard
The lizard folk are better than dragons at fitting in the inn.