No shit, Sherlock
I’m good until I run out, I guess.
Oh dear.
I dont like this game
A little slimy and unconventional but I’m up for the challenge
Oh hey you could monetize this too
I wonder what Only Fans’ animal policy is
Removed by mod
Yours would be much better
Removed by mod
I’m just confused
Finally, my time to shine.
I’d say pretty fucked, one way or another.
Neonazi skinheads have plenty of idiots to grift nowadays. Plus there’s always meth. You’ll be fine.
That is totally not the direction I was going…
I have no idea why situation would cause smoking weed and having sex with sharks to be a matter of life and death but I’m incredibly curious to find out
Pretty sure my time would be up.
I planned for this exact scenario
I like my odds
Either I’m a lawyer for warlocks making sure they don’t enter tricky contracts with devils, which I assume pays well, or I’m a lawyer and a warlock so will soon have my own TV show.
Matlock the Warlock.
Let loose the flaming giant elephants of war
I guess eternal life through some profane kind of undead cyborg magic… Bad maybe?
Truly the best unlife.
