• fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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    10 months ago

    No, if they’re admitting they’ve cheated, we should believe them.

    Any time an athlete says Jesus/God etc helped them win a race, score a point, set a new World Record and so on, they should be banned from mainstream competition for doping.

    “Sorry sir, but we believe your world record time was deity assisted”

    (Optional) Afterwards, set up a subsection of each sport with “deity doping” permitted, to find out which God is best and who they like the most.