We have all seen posts of men not understanding women’s anatomy. How have you experienced this the other way?
For instance, My wife confidently told me that men who jerk off a lot actually stretch the skin of their penises permanently. If that were the case, mine would be looped around my waist.
Yes, I am aware of Jelqing, it doesn’t work. That is not what she was referencing.
Maybe this isn’t bad anatomy, but I was on a movie date once where she “knew” I had a boner the whole time and I didn’t. I was surprised she wasn’t aware of jean penis but she didn’t believe me when I said that
Sure man, like all our boners are that big
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And ribbon shaped!
Am I the only one who tucks mine down into my sock for warmth and to avoid dragging?
I also tuck mine into your sock for warmth.
I also choose this guys’ dead wife.
I never noticed!
…What is jean penis? Is it just that bulge you can spot when pants are tighter/well-fitted?
You know when you wear a full zip hooded sweatshirt, and when you sit down there’s that weird arch that the zipper makes? It’s like that, but with your jean zipper.
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Ah, so a zipper boner?
I guess you could call it that, but it still happens with button fly jeans as well.