i hate when they put signs like “1g fat” on products. like fat is the issue here. how stupid do they think we are. that’s like pretending to be gods when you’re just some creepy worm ngl

From now on I’ll always imagine the jelly bit is the symbiote

Many years ago, I was at a sci-fi costume party, and a guy’s costume was just a Jaffa Cake stuck to his forehead. He was a Jaffa.