• dumpsterlid@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      I’m definitely not just a dog on the internet pretending to be human and know human things, get off my tail and bark up a different tree bud.

      laps up some coffee with tongue

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      10 months ago

      Nah mate they’re plain facts and anyone who disagrees is an idiot who hasn’t even read Winston*

      *Tried to type Einstein but GBoard decided Winston was better. OK Google.