• photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    The sperm in my balls could be the next Einstein. But I’m gonna beat my meat and cum in a tissue and there’s nothing you can do to stop me. Mwa ha ha ha!!!

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        1 year ago

        Oh, right, because we judge intelligence based on comments made on the internet. How could I have forgotten?

        Also, this isn’t Mastodon. I’m proud to say I’ve never tooted in my life.

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          “Toot” is a silly word invented to make Mastodon seem like Twitter. However “tweet” is equally ridiculous.

          We already have a word - “comment” - which is universally understood. Also has the added benefit of not being conceived by some Silicon Valley marketing genius.