I would be a capybara. King of the rodents who is friends with everyone!
I would also be a capybara.
Indian giant squirrel. Be a squirrel but fabulous.
Beaver. They build themselves a fortress with a moat and underwater entrances and they have that big ass tail they can slap on the water.
Found the engineer!
Remy the rat from the hit movie Ratatouille
Can you cook well or do you just have a hair pulling kink?
Well I’m not one to rule anything out…
I am totally with the capybara.
One of the rats in the nonexistent 1980s production Rat Park, the funky Canadian comedy animal show based on the research of Bruce K. Alexander with uncredited riffs on themes from Robert K. O’Brien’s 1971 novel Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH.
Unfortunately, Rat Park was retroactively canceled by copyright-enforcing time-travelers after the release of the 1982 American cartoon film The Secret of NIMH which rewrote the biochemical uplift of intelligent rodents into a story about wizards and magic.
Oddly specific. I love it
Capybara! Hands down.
Yep, the only option really
I was here to say…
A man (or women) of culture I see!
Probably a rat. I would only live 2-3 years, but they’d hopefully be a good 2-3 years.
Master Splinter
This might be one of the most clever answers to this question I’ve received. Great choice. May you find mutant turtles you can raise one day.
Marmot/Groundhog/Woodchuck/Whistlepig. I want to be relied upon to predict the Spring forecast over and over and over and over.
A rodent of the people!
I want to specifically be that capybara riding the crocodile.
Everyone needs a friend they can ride. 😬
Mickey Mouse. He never has money troubles and barely seems to age.
Ferret! Just play and have fun 24/7.
But… rodents…
I would have answered ferrets, but unfortunately they aren’t rodents
I’m not the smartest rat in the pack! Oh well!
I love that attitude. I hope you love your best ferret life. Just remember to shower.
Probably gonna need it twice daily.
Nicknamed Rodent in high school so I guess I’d be me.
Frank Sinatra
