Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoAmerican football and baseball are an Anheuser-Busch InBev psyop to normalize getting regularly drunk because those sports are otherwise unwatchablehexbear.netimagemessage-square74fedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up196arrow-down1imageAmerican football and baseball are an Anheuser-Busch InBev psyop to normalize getting regularly drunk because those sports are otherwise unwatchablehexbear.netThordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square74fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareHexBroke [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months agoAmerican football is objectively a boring sport. A 60 minute game that takes three hours because the ball isn’t in play most of the time
minus-squaretheposterformerlyknownasgood [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 months agoThe fact that Americans invented a sport with inbuilt ad breaks is genius, and the fact that they took a sport and cut out all the bits where people aren’t breaking their skull and somehow it’s still boring is a different kind of genius.
American football is objectively a boring sport.
The fact that Americans invented a sport with inbuilt ad breaks is genius, and the fact that they took a sport and cut out all the bits where people aren’t breaking their skull and somehow it’s still boring is a different kind of genius.