• dragontamer@lemmy.world
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    EDIT: The myth that peeing is a precise art that our organs can successfully aim all of the time.

    There’s all kinds of “spray patterns” that the organ produces. Its the skill of the adult human who has mastered their organ and has figured out the peeing patterns to successfully hit the toilet in most cases, although there are some patterns that contradict other patterns which means there’s always a chance you (hopefully temporarily) miss the toilet until your aim readjusts.

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      1 year ago

      Ugh when the center sticks and you have two streams going in vastly different directions….

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        That’s one of the hardest ones to deal with, but I’d say 2nd hardest.

        The absolute hardest is when the tip is deformed like some kind of weird spray-nozzle and it comes out like a fine mist.

        This… I’ve only had it a few times in my life… but this is absolutely the “hardest pee” to deal with.

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      A few years back I started sitting to pee, and my god it’s so much better. No worries about it spraying everywhere, you don’t have to pay any attention, just sit and pee. I still pee in urinals when out in public of course, but at home it’s all sit all the time.