SexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-211 months agoXi Got Lucky This Year. He Shouldn’t Get Used to Ithexbear.netimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1141arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1140arrow-down1imageXi Got Lucky This Year. He Shouldn’t Get Used to Ithexbear.netSexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square39fedilinkfile-text
https://archive.ph/9a20k The massive and nonsense is off the charts. Here’s to an even “luckier” 2024.
minus-squaresooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·edit-211 months agoTuesday: “A Chinese bookseller recalled a book. Somehow, this *shuffles deck* means that Xi’s hold on power is slipping” Wednesday: “Xi got lucky this year” Thursday: “Xi’s grip is tightening! Please release me!”
minus-squareWheaties [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·11 months agoReplacing The Atlantic with a tarot deck may actually improve the accuracy of reporting.
minus-squareRyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·11 months agoSomeone create a headline generator for body language/astral analysis of Xi’s psychology based on mundane events
and nonsense is off the charts.
and nonsense is off the charts.
Tuesday: “A Chinese bookseller recalled a book. Somehow, this *shuffles deck* means that Xi’s hold on power is slipping”
Wednesday: “Xi got lucky this year”
Thursday: “Xi’s grip is tightening! Please release me!”
Replacing The Atlantic with a tarot deck may actually improve the accuracy of reporting.
Someone create a headline generator for body language/astral analysis of Xi’s psychology based on mundane events