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PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

Dear Santa, I have been a good nonbinary entity this year and only want one thing for Christmas

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Dear Santa, I have been a good nonbinary entity this year and only want one thing for Christmas

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PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    will be headed

    lathe-of-heaven

    • Beaver [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      inshallah

    • isame [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Beat me to it. Hopefully it’s foreshadowing.

  • JohnBrownsDream [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hope she takes care to wave a white flag while she’s there. You know, to ensure the IOF properly identifies her as a non-combatant

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      She should wear a press vest, just to be sure

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        She should stick to the designated safe zones.

  • Beaver [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I am coming home

    I don’t care to learn anything about this person, but am I safe to assume that her ancestors are from no-where near southern Palestine?

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      Journalist. Zionist. Scottish.

      she was born in glasgow.

      • the_kid@hexbear.net
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        indigenous to the middle east

        • Lucien [hy/hym, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Middle east of Scotland, maybe

          • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]@hexbear.netBanned
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            I think that’s Huntly

      • Beaver [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        She has no right to call herself Scottish, we know that the isle of Great Britain belongs to the Romans.

        • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]@hexbear.net
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          I think a better comparison would be saying Britain belongs to the puritans, what with them storming off a few hundred years ago because nobody else would say theirs in the only correct religion, just like Yahwists did in Canaan.

      • M68040 [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        I bother learning how to pronounce the name of their savage backwater and they repay me like this?

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        The scots fucked up there

    • mar_k [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Does this crackkker look native to the Holy Land? She looks like she’ll disintegrate in the summer heat

      • Mardoniush [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        She looks like she’s about to go to those luxury south american hippie communes for trust fund babies too failson for a bullshit NGO position.

    • iridaniotter [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Yeah but her great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents did

    • Goferking0@ttrpg.network
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      https://nitter.net/Eve_Barlow/status/1738392174323175901

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Motherfucker, you’re afraid of “free parking” signs.

  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hamas, I will literally subscribe to your patreon account at the $10/mo tier if you can just pull off the most wholesome christmas miracle for me.

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    I’m gonna see if I can get my partner to lathe this

    She got Kissinger, she can probably get Fartlow

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    In other news, Milei is also eager to go to Israel too, so I’m saving my wishes

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      Personally I’m wishing their planes collide.

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    my number one wish re: this is that she sees what happens there and realizes the error of her ways, campaigning against the evils of zionism and growing and changing as a person

    a close second is that something extremely funny happens

    • Mardoniush [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      God has the opportunity for the funniest literal road to damascus moment since Paul got his eyes fucked up.

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        pray-against

  • GladimirLenin [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    IDF will shoot her as soon as she gets off the plane

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Inshallah

    • AlpineSteakHouse [any]@hexbear.net
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      Critical support for the IDF getting one good kill.

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    I hope something funny happens inshallah

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    🔻

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    If the Houthis sink a US destroyer the same week Eve Fartlow gets got by the IDF, I will get the shahada tattoed on my forehead

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      Yo, I just found out what proof I’d need for god to be real. If this happens, I’m becoming a Muslim.

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    YOUR HOME IS IN SCOTLAND

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    Inb4 she’s immediately hit by an IDF missile

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    Future casualty of IDF “kinetic projectile involved incident”

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