This made me laugh:

Back in Big Cup for the first time in six years and having progressed serenely through their group as winners, the Premier League’s other remaining representatives, Arsenal, can look forward to a trip to Porto, who they swatted aside at the same stage more than 13 years ago when a young Lord Bendtner chipped in with a second-leg hat-trick. While the Gooners may not have anyone among their ranks boasting the same type of professionalism, ambition and dead-eyed precision these days, they will certainly be optimistic regarding their chances of making it through this Round of Arsenal snooze-fest, into the last eight and possibly beyond.