And once you unwrap the long capitalism box, you find out that it’s an enormous veiny dildo covered in sandpaper, glass shards, human shit and fox piss.
Ok, first time I’ll admit that there is something not getting on the “everything is a dildo, if …” - even if this thing would exist irl officially labelled as a dildo.
And once you unwrap the long capitalism box, you find out that it’s an enormous veiny dildo covered in sandpaper, glass shards, human shit and fox piss.
Ok, first time I’ll admit that there is something not getting on the “everything is a dildo, if …” - even if this thing would exist irl officially labelled as a dildo.
And maybe Molag Bal from Skyrim?
Or Muatra
Or the gom jabbar from Dune.
Everything can be used as a dildo, but many can only be used as a dildo once.