They make their own food dork
Also imagine posting such a self own of your taste buds, I always eat at a hole in the wall ran by a Chinese grandma that berates me for not being a fatass and gives me free food
The best Chinese food is always in a dirty room somewhere with 90% elderly mah jong players and front of house that greet regulars by yelling “WHY ARE YOU HERE!?”
how many fucking fast food places are there in the US? you have one callled fat shack???
The list was actually cut off, so there’s more
Wicked Good Sandwiches
Freddy’s Frozen Custard and Steakburgers
Bojangles’ Chicken 'n Burritos
Captain D’s Seafood Kitchen
Shipley Do-Nuts
Bubbakoo’s Burritos
This is like if that one Japanese baseball simulator generated names for American fast food places
Guarantee you those are ghost kitchens and have some of the worst slop known to man.
Freddy’s is a burger chain, Bojangles is a fried chicken chain, Shipley is a donut chain, and I don’t recognize the others. Mfer isn’t even ordering from a local restaurant, just fucking massive chains
I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)
They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”
This is the moment that I finally realize that the Maoist cult was right all along.
yes yes consumer choices don’t make you moral/immoral
all i’m saying is that spending 3000 dollars at chilis is a death sentence, okay?
Yeah i’ll argue til I’m plue in the face against “communism is when you don’t have stuff” but some kind of intervention is needed here even before we get to eating at Chikfila.
that’s more than double my entire annual income
$1500 doordash from hooters
Why on God’s green Earth would someone get Hooter’s delivered!?!? I hate the restaurant but it’s like buying alcohol to go from a strip club. Being there is the point!
Many people when I was growing up would joke “I just go there for the wings”.
This man actually does.
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There is no god. Paradoxically, this is hell and we are being punished.
Imagine having enough money to not only have a very well equipped kitchen but also hire a part time private chef to prep meals for you and you spend five figures on garbage that poor people are stuck eating because they don’t have time to cook for themselves.
Lol and i think it’s fair to say that most poor people can’t even afford fast food anymore. A Big Mac is almost 10 bucks now. Like what?
WHO THE FUCK DOORDASHES HOOTERS’ SHITTY GREASY SLOP?
I know people who order pizza from Chuck-E-Cheese? Who goes there for the food? You go for the weird Star Wars arcade game and the scary animatronics
Not intentionally, Chuck E Cheese is a ghost kitchen that sells pizza and stuff under another name.
You go for the weird Star Wars arcade game and the scary animatronics
That feel when you want the weird Star Wars arcade game and the scary animatronics but Chuck-E-Cheese is no more
Dude probably doesn’t tip on that order and writes in “you got to
and I didn’t, there’s your tip” in the notes, so it’s actually saving money on the order vs other places.
$68.50 on doordash a day? for one person? also i find it hard to believe that someone would be ordering chili’s, applebee’s, and hooters when those are some of the worst quality food and people only go there to sit down
A lot of people have appalling taste, often just for lack of options or experience. You wouldn’t believe the shit Minnesotans eat on purpose even though they don’t have to.
$68.50 in door dash is what, $30 of food at menu price before fees and tip?
Which is still high, a hole in the wall restaurant is usually like 20 dollars per person and I usually tip my old Chinese grandma waitress/cook half that because I love her
The column header says sum of subtotal, I think this is before fees, tax, and tip.
I dated a girl who told me she spent $600/month on take out and she was on a student’s budget.
Same. Big sushi order 2-4 times a month. Granted they didnt have a car so.
I used to be embarassed about my sushi habit in college and it was like 60$ every 3-4 months. Man, i miss those nights. We were all so young and dumb and horny and sushi was new and cool. We thought we were so cool in our “fancy” thrifted clothes (back when thrifting was cheap) that didn’t really fit, driving beater old cars downtown. It all seems so quaint looking back but at the time it was just amazing being alive.
This is the most basic list of food to buy. But also: WHO THE FUCK ORDERS $1500 WORTH OF HOOTERS???
It’s gotta be parody I can’t imagine anyone eating apple bees by choice
fuck it’s on there twice
Chick fil A is on there twice too. Like $3.4k on homophobic chicken.
Absolutely shameful to order Hooters when there is literally any other wing restaurant around, and I checked, there’s two Wingstops near this man. And it’s not because it’s a breastaurant, it’s because the food is terrible.
It is shameful to order Hooters even if you are in the middle of the desert, they magically have a location right there, and you will starve to death if you don’t eat there.
Remember back when wings were, what, 10? 25 cents? “Back in my day you could get a stake dinner for a dollat” except back in my day the minimum was was exactly what it is now. : p shit’s gotten so, so much more expensive in the last 20 years.
