• Zink@pawb.socialEnglish
      15·
      11 months ago

      I just want to skip mornings. Can I just sleep till noon on a daily basis, please?

      • QuinceDaPence@kbin.social
        12·
        11 months ago

        I love operating heavy machinery as long as I don’t have to get out/off the heavy machinery.

        If I have to get off to fix it when it breaks then I’m unhappy.

        Using an airconditioned tractor for literally anything, fun. Unjamming the fucking hay bailer when it’s over 100F and 95% humidity and there’s dust everywhere, not fun.

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
          5·
          11 months ago

          The rules of operating heavy machinery:

          1. Imagine the machine as a hydraulic extension of your own body
          2. Maybe you’re on a space mining colony
          3. Whenever a disgusting meatsuit walks nearby to your exoskeleton, say under your breath “Get away from her, you bitch!”